MAKEUP
by Dante & Sally Dattoli
with Chuck Kelly


EXCERPT

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“Look, Marc,” Victor said. “I have an idea for our disguise on this first job.” They had driven all the way from California to Newark, New Jersey without stopping and had checked into a cheap motel called the Bluebird Motel on the outskirts of Newark to rest. After sleeping for sixteen straight hours, they were both alert and ready to go take care of business.

“We don’t have to go through a big deal with makeup,” Victor continued. “We’ll put on fake beards and wigs in case somebody sees us. I just want you to get used to wearing disguises. I doubt if we’ll need any other makeup for this job. We’ll play it by ear and see how things go.”

Marc had made a call to Roz’s home from the phone number his father had given him on the list. Roz wasn’t there and the answer machine said the he wasn’t home but could be reached at a number in the Catskills.

“Bingo! That’s where he goes to fish,” Marc said to Victor after he hung up the phone. “Let’s check out of this flea trap and go get a motel near his cabin on the lake. I’ve been there before and know just the place to stay. It’s about twenty miles from the Catskills.”

“Okay. Let’s put on our disguises now,” Victor said lifting a makeup case up onto the bed. “What you wanna be?”

“I don’t know,” Marc said. “Just give me anything and I’ll put it on. We don’t have to really get into a character on this trip.”

“I know,” Victor said digging through the wigs. “But we don’t want to be recognized is the whole point. In short, we don’t want to look like ourselves…just in case.”

“I know,” Marc agreed. “Give me a blond wig and a blond moustache. That should do the trick.”

Victor handed him a blond wig and showed him how to put it on. He took a moustache from the chest and asked, “This do?”

Marc stuck the moustache on his upper lip and adjusted the wig while he looked into the mirror. He smiled and wiggled his upper lip. “Yeah, this should do it.”

Victor put on a black wig over his graying hair and stuck a black close-cropped beard to his face. In seconds they were transformed into two totally different people.

“We don’t need makeup with these disguises, do we?” Marc asked getting used to his new look.

“No, we don’t,” Victor replied. “Tell you why: The disguises are enough. If we put stage makeup on underneath, just to have makeup on we’ll look phony. People can spot makeup immediately and if you’re not appearing on stage, or you’re a woman, you are either strange or a little weird.”

“I prefer to be strange over weird,” Marc said, smiling around his moustache.

“Hey, I have an idea,” Victor said after they checked out of the Bluebird Motel and climbed back into the Chrysler. “He goes fishing, right?”

“Yeah, that’s his thing. That’s how he relaxes,” Marc said.

I’ve got an idea where we can scare the living poop outa that guy!”

“Oh yeah?” Marc said looking at Victor with interest.

“Yeah. Help me look for a sporting goods store. I want us to buy some scuba diving equipment.”

“I figured we would pop him from the shore. You know, wait behind a tree and scope him out.”

“What I have in mind will be much better, trust me,” Victor said with a grin.

Marc smiled as they drove out of the Newark city limits and headed north toward the Catskill Mountains. The disguise felt good on his face. He realized that this was the first in a series of steps that he and Victor would take to retaliate for his father’s death.

They stopped at a fishing and sporting goods store beside the road to purchase skin diving equipment. They looked over the equipment that was laid out on a large table with air tanks stacked underneath on the floor. They picked out a used wet suit and small air tank.

“You boys gonna do some scuba diving?” the store clerk asked, making out a cash receipt. He was a thin man with bushy hair. His dark eyebrows furrowed as he looked at them.

Victor thought quickly and said in a foreign accent, “Not here, sir. Ve are goink to Florida and do de diving dere.” He stroked his fake beard while he waited for the cash receipt. Should the man remember him he would surely make note of the beard.

“Not from around here are you?” the clerk asked.

“No. Ve are from Chermany,” Victor answered, purposely not making eye contact with the clerk.

“Well, good luck to you both,” the man said handing them the receipt and the diving gear.

“Very goot,” Victor said and bowed his head to the man.


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