Day 4
Well then, now what? I guess I could look over the things on my status. I think I skipped over a few traits. System, show me my status, please.
Name: Mosquito Overlord, Mosquito of Death, or maybe just Tim
Gender: Male
Level: 3/5
Experience: 16/20
Age: 3 days
Expected Lifespan: 7 days
Race: Mosquito(Tier 0)
Stats:
Health: 1.52/ 1.52
Mana: 47/47
Strength: 0.1
Agility: 0.3
Dexterity: 0.106
Intelligence: 110
Constitution: 0.102
Charisma: 1.04
Skills:
Aerial Combat(Lv 1)
Bloodsucker+1(Lv 2)
Fly(Lv 7)
(Lv 5)Holy Flight
Pray(Lv 5)
(Lv 5)Only My God Matters!
Swarm Tactics(Lv 1)
Class Skills:
Bloody Ritual(Lv 1)
Lead Prayer(Lv 1)
Member Initiation
Messenger of the Mosquito God(Lv 1)
Protection of Blood(Lv 1)
Traits:
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Blanket Of Enemies
Blasphemy(Major)
Blood Born
Mocked by The Gods
Monster?(Legendary)
Self-Named
Super Fertile
Alright, so what haven’t I seen before? I think I forgot to check Aerial Combat, so let’s start with that. System! Show me Aerial Combat!
Aerial Combat(Lv 1):
Gives the user knowledge on how to fight while midair.
Alright cool, that means literally nothing. At all. It gives me knowledge?!?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO QUANTIFY THAT!?!?! Alright, it’s fine (not really). I bet the Fly makes more sense, System, show me what Fly does.
Fly(Lv 5):
Gives users with wings knowledge on how to use them.
Lv 5 Holy Flight:
Requirements - Fly(Lv5), Pray(Lv 3), Pray skill targeted at a god that can fly
Increases the amount of thrust generated by wings. Pray skill is 5%(Level of Fly) stronger. Wings are imbued with holy energy and become 3%(Level of Pray) sharper and harder.
Alright fuck you too. Seriously?!?! I get the holy flight, but more knowledge!?!?! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?! GIVE ME NUMBERS! THEY ACTUALLY MAKE MORE SENSE THAN WORDS FOR ONCE! GRRRRRRRR! It’s fiiiiine (really not really)! I still have one more! SYSTEM! PLEASE (and you better make it good) SHOW ME… Super… Fertile…
Super Fertile
Requirements - Born with less than 30 days to live.
10x more fertile.
Am… AM I BEING MOCKED FOR MY SHORT LIFESPAN!?!?! THAT IS A LOW BLOW! NO! NOT FAIR! I HAD FINALLY (kinda) GOTTEN OVER IT! ALRIGHT! WHO DID THIS?!?! I WILL FIGHT YOU! Alright, alright, calm down, it’s okay. There is nothing I can do about this. Wooo. Calm. Like a… rock. Yes, calm like a rock.
Skill Like a Rock obtained.
That’s a skill? Okay? That’s cool… probably… Hopefully… System, what does Like a Rock do?
Like a Rock:
Take on the properties of a rock.
So… I complain about bad skill descriptions… and I GET THIS?!?!?! I am totally being made fun of here, aren’t I? Haha Elly, really funny.
Wasn’t me - Elly ;)
Alright, I will shelf this for now. Back to business. What was I doing oh? Oh yeah, checking my skills. I’m done with that. What’s next? Finding a meal? I could go back to the bloody lake… Yeah fuck that. Even if I starve I am never going back. Ever. That place is way too boring… and the only thing to drink is… doesn’t matter! Oh wait, I haven’t checked Mocked by the Gods or Self-Named yet. Alright, let’s make this a two for one. SYSTEM! Show me Mocked by the Gods and Self-Named, please.
Mocked by The Gods:
Requirements - Have something about you mocked by at least 10 Gods.
All beings with holy jobs at a higher level than the owner of this trait (Lv 1) can see what the gods are mocking them for (Name).
Self-Named:
Requirements: Pick your name yourself.
10% harder to be forced into a soul contract without your consent.
I’m sorry… how many gods are mocking my name!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN AT LEAST 10! DO THEY NOT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO !?!?!?! YOU GODS SUCK! ALL OF YOU! GO DIE IN A HOLE!
Quest “Don't Insult Elly, Goddess of Chaos, Pretty Much the Only God that can Mess with the Status of Reincarnators” failed.
Life Expectancy - 5 days
...I'm sorry?
Alright, I personally like it like this, but I am curious about how you guys want the status to be sorted
