Tinfoil 4 Liminality

  See anything weird in the Liminality area? Feel any weird cold or hot spots in your house? Have possessions that seem to move around on their own?

  It could be aliens! We can help!

  We Specialize in Extraterrestrial Investigation!

  We investigate alien activity and either remove the aliens or make it easier for humans and local alien species to co-exist in environments near each other. We also help fix problems that are mistakenly taken for alien activity, such as faulty electricity, plumbing, or heating units.

  Common Misinformation about Aliens:

  

  
• Aliens are not little green men! In fact, very few are humanoid at all! Most of them look vaguely like strange wild animals or inanimate objects that have a consciousness.
  
    
  
  
    
  • That said, there has been a recent sighting of a vaguely humanoid alien. Learn more about it in my recent post: [Is The Liminality Folktale Secretly an Alien?]
  
  
    
  
  
    


  

  

  
• Are aliens all animals and inanimate objects? No! I have good reason to suspect that the Wishing Well Tree outside of Liminality is transplanted alien flora!
  
    
  
  
    
  • Learn more about the Wishing Well Tree here: [ Supposedly “Magical” Flora in Liminality]
  
  
    
  
  
    


  

  

  
• Responsible adults unknowingly encounter aliens a few times per year. Aliens are everywhere, and encounters are not isolated incidents.


  
• For far too many people who visit this site, the first thing that comes to mind when aliens are mentioned is probing. Aliens do not probe people.


  
• The Liminality aliens do not work together like a hive to serve a greater purpose (like a mothership). They are fairly isolated from each other and have a power structure.
  
    
  
  
    
  • Learn more in [Heirarchy of Local Alien Species]
  
  
    
  
  
    


  
• Deaths attributed to aliens are unlikely. I’ve only found evidence of one so far.


  
• Of the few deaths that I have linked with aliens, aliens were only nominally involved.


  
• Someone disappearing completely due to alien abductions is rare. There have only been about 5 missing persons cases that I have attributed to aliens over the past 20 years.


  
• You’ve likely never seen an alien; the government has regularly spaced mind rays to keep the general population from panicking. If you have, let me know what you saw, and I’ll tell you whether it’s extraterrestrial in origin.


  
• Heard weird sounds in the night? It’s more likely to be a wild animal than an alien. Don’t give me wrong, Liminality is infested with them, but they are very good at hiding.


  
• Of most of the cases we deal with, over half have logical solutions.


  

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  Some Classic Signs of Alien Activity:

  

  
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  • They can cause flickering lights.
  
  
    
  • Cold or warm spots in your house
  
  
    
  • Unexplained injuries such as mystery bruises or scratches.
  
  
    
  • Unexplained bouts of ‘good luck.’
  
  
    
  • The feeling that something unseen is present or watching you.
  
  
    
  • Technology not working correctly.
  
  
    
  
  
    


  
• Hallucinations.
  
    
  
  
    
  • Strange gifts left behind for you.
  
  
    
  • They like puzzles in particular; if you solve one for them, you may receive a gift from them, ranging from extraordinarily rare to common objects like buttons or pencils.
  
  
    
  • Missing or repeatedly moved items.
  
  
    
  • It’s increasingly likely to be an Alien if it happens in patterns.
  
  
    
  
  
    


  
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  • Disappearances. Some missing persons cases are related to Aliens.
    
      
    
    
      
    • Learn more about them in my article on alien abductions: [Extraterrestrial Abductions].
    
    
      
    
    
      
  
  
    
  • Alien-caused deaths are also extremely rare. In fact, I have no confirmed cases.
    
      
    
    
      
    • The only suspected case of Alien-caused death is my theory on our local folktale: [Is The Liminality Folktale Secretly an Alien?]
    
    
      
    
    
      
  
  
    
  
  
    


  

  Theories About Our Local Aliens

  I suspect all of these aliens come from the same interstellar system. They all have puzzle-like attributes and tend to interact with each other more than they do with humans when they are together, suggesting some inside connection.

  That said, it must be a whole section of the alien ecosystem because there are many different varieties of aliens, quite a few of which are benevolent.

  Important information for Alien Watchers this week!

  If you solve it, please keep it a secret! This information is for non-government eyes only!

  There are a few things I’d like you guys to track:

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  similar Substitution Cipher looks like with a cipher alphabet (top) and the normal alphabet (bottom):

  everyone to see this information, so he can't post a cipher key! The easiest way to solve a Substitution Cipher is by looking for easily identifiable words. Let's take another look at the example sentence from before:

  this cipher's alphabet is taken from a common phrase with multiple animals in it.

  Cipher key:

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  There have been rumors of strange incidents, car alarms going off all at the same time down the same street, or trees rustling without wind far up the branches as if something BIG passed through. Please let me know if you see anything like this and where. I suspect these incidents are related to a previous alien disappearance.

  Anyone talking to thin air. I met someone else with the mind ray immunity, but I suspect there’s another one in Liminality with the immunity who is not coming forward, and is teaching some of the aliens how to use human devices to evade me.