Ah! Yes a beautiful new morning. Birds are chirping, well, I can't hear them. Just a great day, late for school, no need to rush and I would make to class if I just walk slowly, around......., 3rd period. Just a normal day.
I got ready had breakfast and went to school.
Even tho I could skip school I didn't, the reason was I needed to avoid my dad and going to school happened to be the best way to do that. So, I did the usual, went to wake up my bff, I opened his door as usual and omg, his face looked like it was bitten by wasp, well... almost.
"Dude, what happened?"
"brph, ypu fopgot sope frienpd ypu ape"
"Did you jusy call me a ape?"
"npe, I dipn't capl ypu ap ape"
"Oh! Now it's funny, huh!!!. Making fun of your poor buddy *sniff, fine I'll leave"
I left and I only heard weird words from that room as I left.
After few minitues I made near the gate and I snuck in through a special secreat spot only we two idiots knew. I went into class as the 2nd period ended and 3rd period came and went by and then the 4th, after the 4th period ended, ken showed up, looking fine as yesterday.
"Wait, how did- I mean just this morning- your face"
ken came near me and handed me a bottle of somekind and said
"hehe, dude how did you think I survived all that beatings from the rugby memebers"
the bottle's lable had 'Doctor howards mirical medicine, fixes anything. It just works' wait, isn't this a scam. Well, ken is ken I guess.
then ken said
"Ok, dude. I think I was on to something yesterday"
"About what exactly?"
"Dude, the boy thing"
you know I had enough of this bs
"Ah! so about that-"
"I know, we need to prove that she's a he"
ok, this sounds intresting
"How?"
"Ok, what does girls have but a boy dosen't?"
this is going somewhere I didn't expected
"Dude, let's just-"
"That's right, boobs!!!" Ken screemed and all the girls in our class gave him disgusting looks.
Then he continued
"Ok, I think those were fake, I mean don't you think they were too small to even be called boobs"
oh thank god, he's an idiot.
"Ok, ken. How are we going to prove this?"
"Just, prentend like I'm falling and touch her boobs"
"What if, she escaped?"
"No way a girl could escape me bro."
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"You just called her a girl"
"Ah!!! I think she must be brain washing everyone too"
"Ok, just stick with the proving part for now"
"That's right, just need to prove this and everything will be normal again"
How?
we went to the first year calsses and asked around and we found out asking a kid what class she's in and as we entered the class
"Hey! Hey! Hey! Bring out swatary nanali or prepare to meet your consiquences"
"Uh....., don't you mean maker"
"Dude!!!"
"sorry guys he's an idiot, anyway Can anyone point me to where swatary nananli is, we have some buissness with her"
Then a student said
"Well, she left the class as the bell rang"
"Do you know where?"
"I don't"
"Thanks for your help, we'll be leaving"
I draged out ken as I left and the more we asked for her, the futhure we got away from the new school buildings and we came to the old school buildings. We could only find one empty class after next and as we searched and searched we heard a sound as we reached the 3rd floor. A girl laughing.
we finally found her and we hesitated for a few secounds, well... I was atleast, ken just barged in and scremmed
"Swatary nanali!!!"
and I saw ken flying out. Well, he did ask for it. Then I heard
"My instincts just made me kick something"
It was a familiar sound, I know heard it somewhere before. I went in and I saw 2 girls.
one was swatary nanali and the 2nd, our class reprenstetive, "swatary yumiko" I said.
well, how didn't I put things together like, swatary, they must be sisters.
"Fansy meeting you here, yumiko"
"Oh! It's our troblemaker yuu"
"hey! I'm atleast a little better than ken"
"That dosen't really make it better right?"
"wait, yumiko you know him?" Asked the confused girl.
"Know him, remember the guy I told you about"
wait, she talks about me
"Oh......!!!"
"That's him"
"No, this is his friend"
"wait, friend?" I asked
"Yes"
"Well" I opened the window and
"Dude, something just hit m- hey bro don't do it, don't jump, Yuu!!!"
ken just grabbed me and tried to get me away from the window and he started talking
"Dude, whatever happened, talk to me. You don't need to do this, aren't we friends?"
That just boosted my motivation.
Suddently, I felt like something was pulling my shirt coller and I was thrown away and hit a cusion, which happened to be my good pal ken who was hit on the wall before me.
I got up saying
"Rest in peace my friend, I will not avange you. Because... she's frciking scary man"
"Du-de, I-m, not de-ad"
"Ok, ok sorry yumiko"
"You guys didn't do anything, just ruined our nice lunch"
"It's ok yumi, I know you think they ruined our whole talk, but we got time now aren't we?"
yumiko left a sigh and then came back to normal. And then we both left a sigh and
"Sorry, um.... yuu right? Anyway, as an apology do you want to eat lunch with us?" asked nanali.
Ken just said "Nah, we're good. We just had lunch right dude?"
I just nodded and then
"We just had enough to last us the whole day, so....., we'll be leaving, bye!" said ken
we just ran away and we were just gasping for air outside the building and
"Dude, that was the first time I've seen yumiko that pissed"
"Pissed?, dude. She was trying to kill us, slowly"
"Next time, just remember to leave me out of this whole thing"
"I forgot the whole thing dude, we need to prove that nanoli's a boy"
"and you're sure yumiko's a girl?"
"Totally"
"why?"
"Because, when she was hitting me, I actually got a small touch dude"
"Oh! Makes sense why she was about to murder us, wait, isn't all of that your fault"
"Anyway, we need to talk with her, nanoli"
"uh..., nanali"
"right, nanali. We should just talk"
oh brother, I can already see this man's future and it is dark.