As he was about to go attack the tentacle. The ground rumbled and another tentacle emerged from the sea, each tentacle was the size of a bus.

  Sandy tilted his head, did the spaghetti evolve. Suddenly the see rumble once more.

  ( -д-)

  The hell is up with this overgrown squid?!.

  Suddenly the sea began to rise up and a deep grumbling roar came as the water parted to reveal a giant head, it was a squid with multiple large green eyes, rapidly looking around.

  On top of the squids head was a man in a black raincoat with squid like eyes. He looked human and his legs were crossed as he looked at Sandy with a smile.

  "Hello friend I have finally finished my evolution."

  (<>...<>)

  Sandy squinted his eyes, he wondered who this fucker is to call him friend and what did he mean by evolution.

  Did he also get effected by BZR?.

  The man on top of the squid sat with a lazy grace, his legs swinging slightly over the edge of the beast's bulbous head. His raincoat shimmered like oil on water, and his smile was wide—too wide, almost splitting his face. The squid beneath him bellowed a wet, rumbling cry, sending tremors across the poisoned shore.

  Sandy didn’t move. He just… tilted his head further, body slack, but every muscle ready to strike.

  (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

  What the hell was going on today?

  "Ah, confused? Expected. You always were a bit slow, Sandy," the man said, voice smooth and distant as though echoing underwater.

  Sandy's nonexistent eyebrows twitched. He knew his name?

  "You don't remember me, huh?" the man chuckled, standing up. His eyes—hundreds of them—opened across his coat and neck like blooming fungi. "We were both janitors at the same factory. You were assigned to the radioactive salt chamber... and I? The BZR storage vats."

  Sandy's hands twitched, his fingers curling into sharp claws.

  The man spread his arms. "When the explosion hit, your body changed. Mine merged. I didn't just survive the BZR compound, Sandy… I bonded with the cephalopods it was testing on. The ocean itself became my flesh."

  ( ?? ╭?╮ ?? )

  Okay, this was now beyond his simple thing. Sandy facepalmmed and then pointed at the sea and then at the city.

  The Squidman then said."Oh you're saying I should stay in the sea and you stay in the land...that's impossible...hey should I tell you something, three people were mutated in that explosion five years ago, Me,You, and the annoying bitch that you occasionally see in the sky and she is our enemy too, she works for the government."

  Oh yeah, he did hear about something like that, something about shooting down meteors on countries that are in war with the Russians or something.

  He made a hand sign saying.

  *Can you read sign language*

  The Squidman chuckled. "What do you take me fore, Uncivilised?."

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  *Considering your on a giant squid, yeah*,

  "...OK, anyways I just wanted to say high and thank you for keeping my pet active these years. Goodbye friend." The man waved his hands and returned into the ocean below him.

  Sandy scratched his head and shrugged, he didn't know two more people were there when the factory exploded...well that does not really concern him.

  Within a blur of motion he disappeared from where he was and within over two minutes, he was now in front of a store hidden amongst the alleyway.

  He opened the door and saw a mam looking at the ground with blank hopeless eyes. "Sandy, today...THEY are coming, my people there here to take me back to Grinimel, I don't want to gi back to that tyranny, no I hate it, I want to stay on earth, please save me, please get rid of them."

  This was the only friend Sandy made in the last five years, though he did say strange things like him being an alien and able to read his mind but Sandy just brushed it off as him being mentally and partially insane.

  But...today he didn't have that smile on his face, Sandy could feel it, something was wrong with him.

  Yinte, what he calls himself was shaking.

  Sandy signed.

  *You Really aren't joking huh?*

  Yinte nodded. "Yes, I am not they will soon arrive here and...that chemical that turned you into that, yeah we have diluted amounts of them powering our ships, Pure ones are harder to obtain...but the one that made you mutate...it was the purest."

  (..)

  *You knew about BZR and you didn't tell me*

  Yonte chuckled. "Bizarre, that is the name of the chemical, a liquefied energy founded by our great ancestors, I do not know how exactly it was discovered on this world but it truly isn't a good thing for your kind, earth could be in grave danger."

  Sandy's eyes twitched, he scratched his round, bald, head and sighed, despite not having a mouth.

  He signed.

  *When will they arrive?*

  Yinte turned to look at him. "Two days from now, what do you plan to do?."

  He signed.

  *Of course get some help and also yoi are fighting too since you're probably stronger than a normal human...but we might need to get the government involved*

  Yinte sighed. "Thanks sandy, I owe you one."

  *You actually owe me 53*

  Yinte chuckled with a relaxed smile. "Of course."

  Sandy waved his hands and came out of the store, he sighed, what the hell was going on, after five years something interesting seems to have began.

  Suddenly Sandy split into two, like cells going through mitosis, then he did it two more times and now there were three of him, they of course weren't sentient since he can control them.

  His purpose in doing this was to go to the government office and ask them to see the sky bitch or he would cause massive problems for them.

  The other Division was to go meet the Squid guy and convince him that his 'Flesh' might be in danger, the other division was just brought out.

  You would wonder how he could divide his consciousness in three without becoming mentally ill...well that's the thing, his consciousness felt vast and unreadable to the point he could somewhat read the emotions near him.

  Actually he noticed his strengths increased as the years passed. Might be because of the Pure BRZ, then that would mean both the sky bitch and thr Squid basta4d would become stronger as time went on.

  Well...that may be troubles, it could lead to three of them fighting to see who has reign over the world, though sandy would probably just go to Mars if he could.

  Maybe he should raid nasa one day?.

  Well whatever, he willed it and the two divisions left and now Sandy was staring at the entrance of Yinte's store...looking at his division...

  ...Yeah he got nothing to do.

  The first division ran through the city with unnatural speeds that made whoever witness him see a shadow pass by.

  Soon he was in front of the government building, the security looked at him, the guns in their arms were shaking. "Shit it's the stick figure?!!."

  One of them said out of instinct.

  (ToT)

  Really...Stick Figure, like some on even Human stickman was better than this shit?!!.

  Sandy crossed his arms and tapped his feet, his eyes showed he was gloomy.

  "Hello Sandy, you seem to be Intimidating these poor humans." Sandylooked above him at the voice.

  There was a girl floating above him wearing a black super suit with a white cape, on her chest wa an inverted V under a normal one.

  She had black hair and one of her irises were a normal obsidian abyssal black and half gray.

  Even her hair was that colour. In all his five years, he had never seen this bitch.

  He used sign language and said.

  *This is our first contact yeah, you resemble someone I knew in the factory, were you also a janitor?.*

  The girl chuckled. "Nah, I was just a teenager exploring a creepy factory with my friends...then well everything became dark and here I am...here we are—mutated freaks with power and problems.”

  Sandy gave a slow nod, then signed:

  *So, you got the sky. Squid boy has the sea. I guess that makes me the land, huh?*

  The girl tilted her head and floated downward until she hovered just above the pavement, arms crossed. “That’s one way to divide it. But we all know the government only tolerates me because I help them blow up things they can’t explain. You? You’re the urban legend they try to cover up.”

  Sandy let out a silent scoff, raising a brow.

  *So what? You came here to flex, or are you gonna help save the planet from alien bounty hunters?*

  She frowned. “Wait, what?”

  Sandy quickly signed everything—Yinte, the BZR origin, the two-day deadline, and how the alien empire might be coming to reclaim their runaway.

  The girl’s smirk vanished.

  “Damn... so this isn’t just freak-of-the-week stuff anymore.”

  Sandy nodded.

  She looked up at the sky, eyes narrowing. “Fine. I’ll help. Not because I like you—though you are kind of cool in a creepy-skinny-no-mouth way—but because Earth’s mine too.”

  Sandy raised a thumbs-up and signed:

  *I'm getting Squid Boy. You go tell your government about this.*

  The girl floated back into the air, trailing streaks of light behind her. “Deal. And one more thing... call me Vanta.”

  Sandy paused, processing the name.

  Vanta... like the blackest black?

  She smirked. “Exactly.”

  With a boom, she vanished into the clouds.