It is I, the female lead,

  With jet black hair as black as basil seeds,

  From lands far do I go.

  Inconsistencies and generic personality is all I show.

  I'll date any guy with cute eyes,

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  Even if his personality is one to despise.

  I have both backing and power which soars through the sky!

  My family the nobles court,

  Although many males try to court,

  I'll fall in love with any homeless bum!

  Oh hark! here comes one !

  "Hello you bumbling bum!"