The sound of roaring thunder,

  All you can really hear.

  The mood of the world outside,

  Very much eer

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  A wagon rumbles,

  And from where it stood,

  tracks of cobble are left aback.

  Inside the wagon two people may be.

  "How are you main character?"

  "it's been a while you see"

  The heroine says with glee...

  "I've been well"

  "From what I can tell,"

  "Although I have also been in hell..."

  "Oh that's good to hear"

  It seems she cannot hear.

  "I've also been well,"

  As if he couldn't tell...

  "It's pretty loud hear, maybe we should yell?"

  Under the waves of sound his words fell.

  On deaf ears.

  Author: It's convenient how some characters will just not hear some things and stay oblivious to others!

  Also author: Yeah it is, it's like the power of plot is blocking their ears!

  Female lead: It's probably because I don't actually care for him...

  Author: ...

  Also author: ...

  Main character: What did you guys say?

  Everyone: ...