"Ok, let me get this straight. You don’t want your soul to be tortured and after a painless death? Just with that, your soul will be mine?"

  Apparently wishing for a painless death in the future was a bad bargain, especially when the negotiation partner was literally a devil...

  That bastard, he killed me within five minutes... What the fuck was his issue? It's not like I asked for omniscience or endless power.

  As for why I even asked for a painless death… Well, it was for insurance because I always heard that death could be painful.

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  Even with that, I was quite grateful to that he upheld the rest of the deal and didn’t torture my soul. And yes, everything can be found on the internet nowadays- even demonic contracts...

  In the end he gave me to some otherworld goddess he was indebted to and who was interviewing me over the phone. I could only hear her voice so it was counted as an in-call interview.

  "Would you like to live on this world as my only follower? My pro-"

  Meh, she must want to exploit me or something. Typical corporate move from many people I've met.

  "All I want is freedom and the quiet, I don't care if you turn me into a cat or something."

  "Okay."

  And that is how… I became a fucking cat...