Pixie trotted into the room with parchment clamped in her teeth and dropped it squarely in Lyra’s lap.

  “You have thumbs,” Pixie announced. “WRITE MY HEROIC TALE.”

  Lyra blinked down at the parchment. “…What?”

  “My diary. My legend. My history. It starts with the fuzzy wavy thing from Ethan’s magic box shows.” Pixie hopped onto the bed, tail flagging high. “You know. When everything goes blurry and WHOOSH and then we’re in the past.”

  Lyra frowned, reaching for her quill. “Fuzzy… wavy… thing?”

  “Yes. Write that down. It is important for historians.”

  With a long-suffering sigh, Lyra scratched the words onto the page. “Fine. Fuzzy wavy thing.”

  Pixie nodded briskly. “Good. Now begin: Once upon a time, I ran the house. Ethan was my assistant. He fed me, brushed me, and took me on walks. Sometimes he stared at his POOTER. Or a Pee-Sea. Or maybe a co-pooter. The lap-pooter—the one that sits on top of laps. Very mysterious. Very advanced. Obviously only I understood it.”

  “…Lap… pooter?” Lyra murmured, eyebrows raised.

  Pixie thumped her tail. “YES. The lap-pooter. Ethan stared at it for hours under my strict supervision. I allowed it, because I am generous.”

  Pixie sniffed. “Ethan said staring at the lap-pooter was how he brought home the bacon. Very important work, apparently. I watched him do it every day. But I never once saw any bacon appear afterward. Not on the counter. Not on the floor. Not even dropped by accident. So I can only assume the bacon was invisible, or theoretical, or imaginary, or eaten somewhere else without proper supervision.”

  Meanwhile Moose kept guard duty, and Buster handled snack procurement—grabbing things off the counter so I could partake. They were fine assistants. But I was in charge of everything important. I made sure Ethan ate when he was supposed to, I made sure to walk him on schedule. He would just sit there all day if I didn’t take him on walks. I made sure to lead him around. I also made sure bedtime wasn’t late. Without me, the whole house would’ve collapsed into chaos.”

  Lyra shook her head, quill scratching dutifully across the parchment. “This is going to be ridiculous.”

  “Ridiculously accurate,” Pixie corrected. “Now keep writing. Historians must know the truth.”

  “After I finished supervising Ethan and his lap-pooter,” Pixie continued, pacing in a tight circle on the bed, “the world went ZAP. Lights! Thunder! WHOOSH! And suddenly we were in a brand-new realm. Of course, I brought Ethan with me. He would have been lost without me.”

  “You didn’t exactly—” Lyra began.

  “DO NOT INTERRUPT THE NARRATOR.” Pixie stamped her paws. “I carried him across realities. Very heavy work for a small dog.”

  Lyra sighed, ink blotting the margin.

  “Our first battle was with a GIANT BOAR,” Pixie declared. “It was probably about 200 tails tall. It came charging out of the brush, tusks like spears, eyes full of rage. Ethan’s mighty contribution was throwing a cup at its head.”

  Lyra looked up. “…A cup?”

  “Yes, a CUP, a mug, something he drank out of. Very impressive, I’m sure. But the important maneuver was mine. I barked. I dodged. I steered the beast with tactical brilliance until it flung itself onto bad ground and perished. Ethan was saved. The Pack was saved. The world was saved. All thanks to me.”

  Quill scratching, Lyra muttered, “I remember it being told to me a little differently… but it is the first I’m hearing about the cup weapon.”

  Pixie leaned close, eyes narrowed. “Write it properly. History demands accuracy. I saved the day.”

  “After that victory,” Pixie said, nose high, “the forest tried again. This time it sent wolves. Big, hungry, snapping things. They circled us, fangs flashing, eyes glowing. Dangerous. Very dangerous.”

  Her tail wagged once, sharp and sure. “But I was there. I barked in their faces. I darted in, nipped ankles, snapped at tails, and told them in no uncertain terms that Ethan was mine to protect. Ethan swung a little and Moose loomed like a mountain, but everybody knows it was me that broke their courage.”

  Pixie’s ears twitched. “Details. They stopped being a problem. And that’s what matters. Write it down: I was small but FIERCE, and I kept the Pack safe.”

  She paced on the blanket, claws ticking softly. It wasn't Sir Fluffington, but it was a soft blanket. “And that’s when I found her. A cub, tucked in a den, tiny and trembling. Amelia. I sniffed her out, pulled her close, and declared her under my protection. Chased away another thing with claws hanging around her. Aunt Pixie, from that moment forward. Ethan didn’t even argue. He knew I was right.”

  Pixie slowed, the pacing breaking for the first time. “Later, I learned the wolves we fought were Amelia’s family,” she said quietly. “I don’t like that they died. I don’t like that I was part of it.” Her tail stilled. “But they trapped us and came anyway. They didn’t give us a choice. There wasn’t another way out.”

  She drew a breath, steadying herself. “It still hurts.” Her ears lifted again, resolve settling back into place. “But Amelia is Pack now. She’s my little sister. We protect our family.”

  The quill hesitated for a moment. Then it resumed.

  Pixie gave herself a sharp shake. “It still makes me sad,” she said, ears dipping. “I didn’t want it to happen that way.” Her head snapped up, eyes flashing. “And I’m still mad at the claw-thing that did it. If I ever see it again, it’s getting bitten until it stops moving.”

  Her tail started wagging despite herself. “But I love Amelia. She’s Pack. She’s my little sister-niece, and she’s safe now.”

  She lifted her chin, pride settling back into place. “And that was the day our Pack grew. Because of me.”

  Pixie flared her tail high. “And then came the greatest test of all. Ethan fell over — collapsed like a sack of laundry. He’d played too hard with shiny-shiny magic and nearly vanished. But I was there. Aunt Pixie took command. I personally picked Ethan up and moved him into the tent, placing him down gently because he is so delicate. Then I kept Amelia fed, I barked at Moose to guard, I ordered Buster to help, and I supervised everything important. Without me, the cub would have starved and Ethan would still be flat on the ground. Write it properly: I brought Ethan back to life. I jumped on his chest and gave him yoga CPR and ran the whole Pack by myself. Another glorious triumph for Aunt Pixie.”

  “Then came the goblins,” Pixie said, ears flattening at the memory. “Ugly, squealing things. Their eyes burned wrong, their claws twisted with corruption. They thought they could sneak into the village. They thought they could get close to my cub.”

  She stamped a paw on the blanket. “But I was there. Ethan had gone off to town—probably hiding with his shiny-shiny or polishing his cup again. So I stood my ground. I kept Amelia behind me. I kept the fire from spreading. I snarled and snapped until the goblins learned they would not take one step closer without going through me first.”

  The quill whispered across parchment.

  Pixie’s chest swelled. “Write this down: I was the wall. I was the shield. I was the one who stood over the cub and kept her safe.”

  She gave a sharp nod, satisfied. “And when Ethan finally came back, there was still a camp, there was still a fire, there was still an Amelia. Because of me.”

  “After that,” Pixie went on, “we left the village and joined a caravan. Long road. Dusty road. Hooves clattering and wheels creaking forever. I kept the donkeys in line. I kept the guards awake. I kept Ethan from brooding too hard. Without me, the whole train would’ve fallen apart.”

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  Her tail lashed once. “And then—slavers. Rotten men with cages. They thought they could sneak people away in the dark. But I was faster. I was first to the cages. I saw Lyra through the bars. I told the iron it would open. And it did. Ethan only followed my lead.”

  The quill scratched across the parchment. Out of the corner of her eye, Lyra smirked faintly but didn’t say a word. She knew what really happened.

  Pixie’s ears flicked sharply. “Write it down: I was the rescuer. I was the one who charged in. And after the battle I knew you needed to be part of the Pack. I was telling Alpha that—” she paused, corrected herself quickly, “I mean, assistant Ethan—and then BOOM, suddenly you could hear us. That’s how you joined us. Because of me.”

  She flopped onto the blanket with a self-satisfied huff. “Another victory for Aunt Pixie.”

  “After that,” Pixie said, lifting her chin, “I led everyone straight to the big city. Celdoras. Enormous gates, guards everywhere, walls tall enough to block the sky. Everyone else was confused. Lost. Overwhelmed. But not me. I marched us right inside.”

  Her tail wagged once, proud and sharp. “I introduced us to the Silverthorns. Very important family. They liked me immediately, and because they liked me, we had a safe place to stay — their inn. Beast-friendly, soft beds, and cake. I also showed Ethan the Guildhall, where all the contracts and shiny-shiny are kept. And the Academy tower, full of books and magic and rules I definitely did not lick.”

  Pixie’s ears flicked, and she pointed her nose at Lyra. “Oh, and this is also where you got your very important ribbon. And Amelia too. But of course, mine was the prettiest ribbon of them all. Most important trip of the whole day. Write that part in big letters.”

  The quill paused, then resumed.

  Pixie leaned closer. “Write it properly: I was the guide. I was the one who made sure we had friends, a roof, food in our bellies, the right buildings found, and the ribbons discovered. Without me, Ethan would still be wandering around the gates looking confused.”

  Lyra’s lips curved in that small, knowing smirk, but she said nothing.

  Pixie nodded, satisfied. “Exactly. I ran the city the same way I ran the house. All according to plan.”

  “Once we were settled,” Pixie went on, “Ethan needed something to do besides brood and count Bits. So I let him scribble on stones. Very advanced scribbles. Circles and lines and little codes he thought were clever. He called it enchanting.”

  She puffed out her chest. “Of course, I supervised. I made sure he ate in between scribbles, and I reminded him to sleep. Without me, he would have starved at his desk. Also, I named the comm-stones. I called them talking stones first. Which means I invented them. Obviously.”

  The quill scratched, steady and patient.

  Pixie flicked her ears. “Write this down: I allowed Ethan to have fun with his little stone toys. And because of my generous leadership, the world now has talking stones. Another victory for Aunt Pixie.”

  “Then came the greatest moment of all,” Pixie declared, tail beating against the blanket. “The day everyone finally understood us. People like to say Amelia spoke first. That is WRONG. I was the first one to speak out loud. No one noticed because they were too distracted, but it was me.”

  Her ears perked proudly. “Then Amelia saved Tessa, and because I told her to, she used her voice. Everyone made a big fuss about it. But let’s be clear—Amelia only did it because I showed her how. Without me, she’d still be growling in the corner. And because of me, the rest of the Pack can be heard now too. Moose, Buster, Amelia—we’re all understood, thanks to Pixie.”

  The quill scratched across the parchment.

  Pixie gave a sharp nod. “Write this down: the world heard us because of me. I gave the Pack our voices. Historians should underline that part. You should underline it too.”

  Pixie blinked very seriously at Lyra, the way only a dog could. “And then came the dungeon. Dark halls. Slimy monsters. Echoes everywhere. Everyone else blinked like they couldn’t see straight, but not me. I saw exactly what needed doing.”

  She hopped once in place for emphasis. “I told Ethan where to step, warned Amelia to stay behind me, and I kept the slime from swallowing us whole. Very important leadership.”

  Her ears perked. “And then I had the BEST idea. I told Ethan to make us a really big rock friend. Huge. Towering. Something useful that could stomp monsters flat and carry all the snacks. But what did Ethan do? He made a short rock friend instead. Typical. He doesn’t always listen.”

  Her tail flicked in a satisfied twitch. “Still, Mason is mine. My idea. My friend first. Write it down: Mason joined the team because of me. Another historic triumph for The Great and Speedy Pixie.”

  Pixie planted her paw firmly on the parchment, nearly blotting the ink. “Then there was the kidnapping. Born of corruption. Nasty business. Shadows, fear, bad smells. Everyone panicked. Except me.”

  She drew in a dramatic breath. “They took Tessa first. Of course. Then Senna. And maybe Kip too—he’s always sneaking off, so I had to double-check. And Tomlin, definitely Tomlin. Then, as an afterthought, I suppose Mara and Jorrin as well. Yes, the whole Silverthorn family was stolen away. Very rude.”

  Her ears flicked back in exasperation. “But I was on the case. I sniffed the trail first. I led the Pack straight to the missing ones. I had the PERFECT rescue plan all ready—fast, clever, flawless.”

  Her tail lashed once. “Ethan, of course, made it complicated. Added extra steps no one needed. Typical assistant behavior. Still, despite his meddling, we got the captives out. Because I was there.”

  She leaned closer, eyes shining. “Write it down: I was the tracker, the rescuer, the mastermind. Without me, the Silverthorns would still be lost. Another victory for The Great and Speedy, Clever and Courageous, Tracker of Trails, Finder of Lost Things, Savior of Families, Pixieee.”

  Pixie threw her head back and let her voice echo: “Pixie, Pixie, Pixie…”

  Lyra arched a brow.

  “Be sure to write in the echo,” Pixie intoned.

  Pixie’s eyes gleamed as she strutted a tight circle on the bed. “And then came the biggest battle of them all. The corrupted City Lord himself. Tall. Twisted. Full of bad magic. He thought he could trick us, trap us, crush us under his power.”

  She gave a sharp bark of laughter. “But I was there. I gave the orders. I snapped the Pack into formation. Moose held the line because I told him to. Buster charged because I told him to. Amelia leapt because I told her to. And Ethan—well, he followed along, same as always. I was the commander. The general. The champion.”

  Pixie flicked her ears suddenly. “Oh, and don’t forget the Hat Lady. Cruella. Very evil. She tried to sneak around in the fight, but I spotted her hat from a mile away. BIG feathers. Obvious target. So I chased her down, bit her in the butt, and captured her all by myself. Another triumph for Pixie. Protecting the world against evil ladies that make puppy coats.”

  “She is my arch enemy,” Pixie added firmly. “The world is safer now, ’cause I ended her reign of terror. I am young, good-looking, and I already defeated my arch enemy. The rest of them should be very worried. Also, hats. Protecting the world against bad hats.”

  The quill scratched steadily.

  Pixie puffed out her chest, eyes blazing. “Write it down: the City Lord fell because of me. Another victory for The Great and Speedy, Clever and Courageous, Tracker of Trails, Finder of Lost Things, Savior of Families, Breaker of Corruption, Champion of Celdoras, Pixieee.”

  She threw back her head, voice ringing like a bell: “Pixie, Pixie, Pixie…”

  Lyra’s smirk tugged at the corner of her mouth, but she kept writing.

  “Add more echoes,” Pixie insisted, leaning over the parchment. “Make it last longer. Pixie, Pixie, Pixie, Pixie, Pixie… so the historians feel the thunder in their bones.”

  Pixie gave a mighty shake of her fur. “And after that glorious victory, it was time to leave Celdoras. The city was saved, the corruption beaten back, the Silverthorns safe in their inn, and everyone staring in awe at me.”

  She trotted in a small circle, nose high. “Ethan packed up the homestead anchor, but only because I told him where to put things. I supervised every step. Beds folded, walls tucked, doors sealed. Then I made sure it was anchored to the big river barge so we could ride in style.”

  Her tail wagged briskly. “Of course, people say the King summoned Ethan. Wrong again. The King summoned me. He just used Ethan’s name because humans get confused. But everyone knows who the real hero is.”

  She leaned close, eyes shining. “Write it down: Another triumph for The Great and Speedy, Clever and Courageous, Tracker of Trails, Finder of Lost Things, Savior of Families, Breaker of Corruption, Champion of Celdoras, Overseer of Packing, Summoner of Kings, Pixieee.”

  Pixie threw back her head, letting her voice echo: “Pixie, Pixie, Pixie…”

  “More echoes,” she demanded quickly. “Make sure they know the name never ends.”

  The quill paused. Then, dutifully, it scratched on.

  Pixie nodded, satisfied. “Good. Now add the sparkles. Big ones. At the end. Historians love sparkles.”

  The quill paused one last time, then laid itself across the inkwell. Lyra leaned back, looking over the full, ink-splotched page. At first her lips just twitched, but then she broke—soft laughter spilling out until her shoulders shook and tears pricked the corners of her eyes.

  “I love it,” she whispered, wiping her cheek, still laughing. “It’s ridiculous, it’s… I just love it.”

  Pixie puffed out her chest, pleased beyond measure. “Of course you love it. Everyone will. It’s history, written properly, about the real hero.”

  Her tail thumped proudly against the blanket. “Me. Pixie.”