“Screeeeeeee!!”

  I, the omniscient and infallible phoenix screeched.

  I am the only being of this world who could never be wrong. My words are like physical laws, though even more.

  My body divine and unchanging.

  Every word I say is a gospel. Every movement I make is a dictation of destiny. Every dream I dream is a foreshadowing.

  Others have tried to prove my words wrong, but since I am omniscient and infallible, they couldn’t refute my words.

  It is a non-exciting existence for one to be always correct, but it is who I am.

  To curb my boredom, I come down the mountain and answered the myriad worlds’ countless worms’ questions…

  “The eternal, omniscient, and infallible phoenix, when will my child be born?”

  “You will not get a child. For your dao companion has been playing with your sect leader since the last hundred years.”

  “NOooooo…”

  The man exploded into countless pieces. A sign of qi deviation. What a pity.

  …

  “The eternal, omniscient, and infallible phoenix, how can I break through the Ascendant stage? My lifespan is almost up!”

  “Cultivate the sunflower manual. You will reach immortality in less than 30,000 years.”

  “So be it! Everything is for the eternal life! What manly body. What appearance. What reputation and fame. Anything can be sacrificed as long as I become an immortal!” A resolute voice resounded. I look down at his fading back, pity in my divine eyes.

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  “The eternal, omniscient, and infallible phoenix… ”

  Another ant asks a question. I answer.

  After a few years, I will ascend the mountain to sleep. Then I would descend once more, and the cycle will continue. Question, answer, sleep, or occasionally roam the myriad worlds.

  Trivial questions are asked every time I descend upon this world. Though sometimes, they would revolt against me.

  “You stupid fucking chicken! I asked you how to reach the Ascendant level, but why did I believe you and cut off my junior?!”

  A man is seen away from the mountain. His face is red, as if it was about to explode. With wide red eyes, he rushed towards me, killing intent warping the entire space around his body.

  “When I found the Seven Emotions Technique, I easily calculated that I will reach Ascendant in a thousand years. So, why did you give me the Sunflower Manual? Why?!”

  “Even if I tell you to pick it up back then. You would have died. Only when I tell you to cultivate the Sunflower Manual will you be able to get it.”

  “No. You tricked me!”

  “I have never told a lie nor used a trick. You were just not enough to reach the apex.”

  “Arghhh!”

  The man activated his origin blood, and rushed towards me. His sword singing in the strongest light. As if to slay the greatest demon god, announcing its divinity to all bystanders.

  He poured everything in this final attack knowing that his death is but in mere minutes if he did not stop this farce.

  A pity like I said. If he had just followed my advice, he would have reach the top, enjoying countless treasures. The myriad worlds becoming your battleground and helping you seek the next step. I witnessed your so called indomitable dao heart, yet why did you falter?

  “No. You wouldn’t reach me.” I said to him.

  “Yes, I will. I will destroy you!”

  Screaming, he flew towards me. His eyes widened.

  In that brief moment, he realized he burned his qi and blood way too fast. Too abrupt to the point, he wouldn’t reach me and would just burn into nothingness.

  Yet no matter what he did, he couldn’t stop the disintegration. The man gradually turned to ashes. Did he think he could refute my words? Never.

  Like I said—others have tried to prove my words wrong, but since I am omniscient and infallible, they couldn’t refute my words.

  He burned in vain, unable to reconcile his anger and regret.