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  “Hmmm…” I mumbled groggily as I got out of bed, “That was a strange dream…” and then Kabe (who’d been awake before I’d woken up) said, “Strange dream, eh?…

  I had a strange dream too!…” and then I said, “I guess our brains are in confusion mode because we’ve been captured and everything…” and then Kabe said, “Yeah, that makes sense…

  And so what was your dream about?…” and then I explained what had happened in the dream to him, and then he said, “Interesting…

  I wonder if anyone’ll ever beat that guy in one of those games…” and then I said, “Well; the dream’s over, and so isn’t he gone now?…” and then Kabe said, “I’d say that it depends on several factors.

  Because, I mean, you could dream again in a way that continues what was happening in that dream…; and, also; the dream tells an interesting story, even if you never get back to dreaming about that guy again!…; and then there’s also the possibility that when we dream our consciousness is actually connecting with other realities, and if that’s the case then he might still be there with that game in another reality…” and then I said, “Okay, you really just sort of walked off of the edge of the Earth with that last theory, lol; but I can see the logic in the first 2 parts of what you were saying…” and then Kabe grinned and said, “You can dismiss my “walking off of the edge of the Earth” theory all that you like, but you also can’t disprove it!…” and then I chuckled and said, “Fair enough, I guess…, lol…

  And so what happened in your dream?…” and then Kabe said, “Well, I was trying to escape from this place with you, and then I realized that if we were to just make HUGE doughnuts and hide ourselves inside of them then maybe we’d be transported out of the room…; and so then we made some HUGE doughnuts and hid ourselves inside of them, and then before long “professor” Bear entered the room to gather up the doughnuts that we’d made; and then he immediately shrieked! in terror because we were gone now!…; and then he said, “What do I do?…

  Woe is me…

  The boss is gonna think that I helped those 2 escape!…” and so then he decided that the only way to save himself from the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper would be for him to flee from this “rehabilitation” center; and so then he fled! away from this rehabilitation center as quickly as he could!…

  Well…; then before long another person entered into the room, and her name was officer Skye; and officer Skye said, “This is weird…

  Where are the miscreants?…

  Oh well…; I guess either officer Keys, professor Bear, or the Dreaded Doughnut Dropper has probably transported them to another location for some reason…; and so I guess I’ll just deliver these doughnuts to our big doners who are always eager to receive more tasty treats from us!…” and so then officer Skye picked up the small doughnuts that we had made, and then she also picked up the HUGE doughnuts that we were hiding inside of; and then she pressed a button on a remote control that caused this room’s ceiling to open up, and then she flew! into the sky! while carrying all of the doughnuts with her!…

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  Now; you may ask how she was able to carry so many doughnuts; and the answer to that question is that she was able to sprout a bunch of extra arms, even though she usually only had 2 arms that would be visible…; but, anyhoo, she then flew all of the doughnuts (and us!, since we were inside of 2 of the doughnuts!…) over to where a bunch of the big doners were; and then the big doners all thanked her, and then the big doners handed her a bunch of big bags of cash; and then she thanked them for the cash!, and then she flew! back towards the rehabilitation center!…; and so now you and I just had to hope that those big doners would leave us alone for a while so that we’d have a chance to escape, and luckily the big doners all wanted to head off to a gambling establishment before eating any doughnuts (because they had all just eaten a little while earlier, and so they weren’t at all hungry at the moment…); and so then the big doners all headed off to the gambling establishment, and then (while they were out gambling) you and I quickly! got out of the HUGE doughnuts that we’d been hiding inside of; and then the 2 of us raced! away from the mansion that the big doners lived at!…; and then, after lots of running and running and running, the 2 of us reached a pretty big boat that we could get inside of and race! away from the shore in; and so we quickly! got inside of the boat and sailed! off into the big blue sea!…; and luckily there was lots of supplies inside of the boat, and so we’d be able to survive for a pretty long time inside of the boat; though, of course, we’d still want to find land somewhere as soon as possible so that we could find places to live that would both be stable and would be far away from the big doners…

  And so then there was some boring sailing around in the sea stuff after that in the dream, but I basically just described all of the interesting parts of the dream to you!…” and then I said, “Whoa!…

  That’s a pretty epic dream!…

  And now I’m wondering if perhaps somehow that officer Skye person actually exists!, and I’m also wondering whether creating HUGE doughnuts and hiding ourselves inside of them might actually be an escape strategy that could work!…” and then Kabe said, “Lol; officer Skye is pretty intense, for sure!…; and the HUGE doughnuts idea COULD end up being an escape strategy that might be able to succeed; but it’d be pretty risky, I think…; and so I’d say that continuing to just make regular doughnuts for now still seems like the best strategy for us in this situation…” and then I said, “Yeah, you’re probably correct about that…

  Though it’s at least a possible tool in the toolbox if the Dreaded Doughnut waits too long to declare that we’re “rehabilitated”, and so at least it’s an option that we have in mind if we end up deciding that escaping is gonna be our best chance of getting out of here…” and then Kabe said, “For sure, for sure…

  And so do ya wanna eat some breakfast and then begin making some doughnuts then…” and then I said, “Oh…; I suppose that that’s what’s on the agenda for now, and so we may as well begin our day and eat some breakfast and make some doughnuts…” and so then Kabe and I ate some breakfast, and then we began making some more doughnuts…

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