During therapy, the dragon therapist prompted the princess, "Tell me about the things you dislike."

  She replied, "Frogs, dungeons, and princes who think they're charming."

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  The dragon made a note, "Frogs… Curious."

  "Yeah, my father thought that was a good idea. Ever kiss a frog?"

  The dragon nodded.

  "One of my better suitors. I was high as fuck all day."