"I had a dream where every prince turned into a frog," the Princess said.

  The dragon therapist pondered, “Maybe you desire a true connection beyond status.”

  "Nah, frogs are tasty."

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  After a good session, the dragon therapist gave the Princess some advice. "You are unique and have good boundary skills even though it includes weapons. You should always protect your flame and never let anyone extinguish it."

  The Princess snorted, "Flame? I'm a fucking bonfire."

  The dragon chuckled, "Let no one extinguish your bonfire."