"It's been a while. I heard your father imprisoned you in a tower after the last incident. How do you feel about that?" Said the dragon therapist.

  "Ah, I'm not angry. He did the right thing. I did try to overthrow him." The Princess admitted.

  "So, what have you learned?"

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  "Bring a bigger war hammer."

  "While I was in the tower, a prince had the audacity to visit me." The Princess said.

  "How did that go?"

  "He rode up to the tower and shouted, 'Princess, let down your hair.' So I dropped my fucking dresser on him."