"Princess, I'm excited to hear some of the affirmations you have thought of from our last session," The dragon therapist said.

  The Princess opened her notebook and read aloud:

  "I am full of bitch potential."

  "I am courageous; I will fucking murder all my suitors."

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  "I possess the weapons I need to commit hideous murder."

  "Today, I am thankful I have scared away all my damn suitors."

  "Not what I had in mind," the dragon said.

  "Princess, let's say our new affirmation together," The dragon therapist said.

  "I may be a murderous bitch, but I'm a confident murderous bitch"