"I've decided to learn magic," the Princess announced.

  "Magic?" the dragon therapist asked, intrigued.

  "Yes, to turn suitors into toads...permanently."

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  The dragon sighed, "Perhaps we should revisit the topic of conflict resolution."

  "A prince claimed diplomatic immunity after I threw him into the moat," the Princess chuckled.

  "How did that make you feel?" The dragon therapist probed.

  "Empowered! Next time, I'll aim for the shark tank."