I returned inside, aia was waiting for me at the door. She had her arms crossed and was looking at me seriously.

  "What did you two talk about? Don't lie to me, or I'll get really mad."

  "We talked about Ishtar," I answered holy. "Apparently, she really wants to see me."

  Hearing this, Hestia stomped her foot on the ground. "You're not going to her, no way. I told you before, didn't I? She's a dangerous Goddess. You're pying with fire."

  "I'm soddess, but I'm going there tomorrow."

  "No, you're not!"

  "Don't worry, nothing will happen. I o deal with this before things get out of trol."

  "What did Aisha say? Ishtar is plotting something?"

  "Aisha just said that Ishtar wants to see me and might do something crazy if I refuse to talk to her. That's why I o go."

  "Haaa~~" Hestia let out a long sigh. "What if I go with you?"

  Heariia's request, I refused immediately. "That's impossible. I don't want you to be seen in that filthy pce."

  "But what about what others will think when they see you there? They'll definitely spread rumors about you. You're famous, you know?"

  "I'm not famous, Goddess. Only a few people know who I am. Unlike you—everyone knows who you are! It's fine, okay? I'll go tomorrow, talk to her, and everything will be settled."

  "You're just going to talk, right?"

  "..."

  "You liar!"

  "But I have to do this, Goddess. Just one more time."

  "What do you mean by 'I have to do this'? Is she f you? Are you being bckmailed?"

  "It's not that... I have to do this to calm her down."

  "I see. Ishtar is pletely in love with you," Hestia cluded as if it were obvious. "How did this even happen?" She held her head in disbelief.

  How could someone like Ishtar fall in love with her man?

  Hestia couldn't accept it.

  "I o meet her. I have to make it clear that I don't want her near you anymore. I don't waoug you ever again! That filthy Goddess!" Hestia gritted her teeth, furious.

  "No, you 't do that."

  "Are you saying you like the idea of that filthy Goddess being in love with you…?"

  "That's not it. It's just that only I hahis. I'll go there tomorrow, and after that, I'll put Ishtar in her pce. She's already starting to piss me off too."

  I'm getting irritated—even though I haven't had any tact with her these past few days.

  Just the thought of her pnning something against the people close to me just to have me makes my blood boil.

  This will be the st time I try to make her submit to me in bed.

  If that doesn't work, I must take more drastic measures.

  'I have a bad feeling about this.'

  ####

  I went bay room a writing until nightfall. When night came, Lili slept with me, and we ended up having sex. Now, I have another skill to choose from.

  How many skills do I have to choose? Seven?

  That will be a nice upgrade to my status.

  I ended up falling asleep before even cheg how many skills I had.

  When I woke up the m, Lili was no longer in bed. I got up ao the bathroom. After taking a shoutting on some proper clothes, I left my room. When I got downstairs, Hestia was lying on the couch.

  "Good m."

  "Good m, Luan."

  "What's wrong? Still upset about our versatioerday?"

  "No, I'm just focused. I'm rereading the first volume of Re:Zero again."

  "You're reading it again? Don't you get tired of it? You could read something else."

  "There's no other book like yours to read."

  "..."

  That's strange. I thought that more people would start writing simir books after bringing this kind of storytelling to this world—but that's not happening. I o ask Elma about this.

  I prepared food i sihing was already made for me.

  After I finished eating, Hestia left the living room ao her room.

  "Huff~~" I let out a long sigh ahe mansion.

  I think it's better to go to the eai distriow and deal with this. Going there at night will be a problem.

  Too many women will throw themselves at me.

  ####

  When I arrived at the eai district, I went straight to the Ishtar Familia's house. At the entrance were two women, but they didn't even dare stand in my way. They remaiill, not saying a word.

  I walked ihout giving anyone an expnation—just as I expected.

  I went straight to the main hall, where Ishtar's throne was—somewhere I had been before.

  Wheered the room, I found Ishtar kneeling in the ter, her forehead pressed against the floor.

  "Wele, Master."

  Seeing her like that, I felt an overwhelming sense of satisfa, but at the same time, I remained cautious. She might be plotting something.

  "You sent Aisha to my house."

  "Five me for that, Master! But I couldn't stand being without you any longer! I had to do it!" Ishtar smmed her forehead against the floor repeatedly in apology.

  "Stop banging your head on the floor."

  "Yes, Master!" Ishtar lifted her head and looked at me. Her forehead was red, and she was biting her lips. Her pupils were dited, and her breathing was heavy, as if she had just taken some drug.

  Tsk!

  I clicked my tongue and walked toward her.

  "What were you thinking when you seo my house? Hestia kept questioning me, and I had to tell her everything I was going to do. I even told her I'd have to sleep with you today." I pced my foot on her head, pressing her forehead to the flain.

  But instead of what I expected, Ishtar's breathing became even heavier, and she got even more excited.

  "This… This… This… PLEASE, DEVOUR MY PUSSY, EAT IT UNTIL I PASS OUT, FUCK ME HARD ENOUGH TO HURT MY INSIDES!"

  Ishtar stood up and screamed those words while drooling, pletely out of trol.

  What the hell is wrong with this woman?

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