Although You Socially Died, I Did It for the LOLs

  The Rose Army, an active external resistance force sihe Frost Republic era. Largest in scale and most iial, even nearing success at times.

  Historically, all who rebel against the Four Natio bad ends.

  Either crushed by the state maery or briefly succeeding only to quickly fall into the same bureaucratic decay they once fought against.

  Li Aozi didn’t believe iion that dragon syers iably bee dragons. He firmly believed everything reordaihat certain people were meant to do certain things, and their outes were predestined.

  The Rose Army’s success was rgely due to the unwavering efforts of its three geions of leaders.

  Though the Rose Army warriors were brave and great, if their leadership fot their inal iions, the fight against the enormous Four Nations couldn’t tinue.

  Despite ges ier stages, the Rose Army proved ohing: using absolute violeo destroy the Four Nations and then blooming anew in their ruins—this path was uionably right.

  Jian Nieriya, appearing to be a young Esha-ied girl, had a mouthful of elegant words, like a cultural ambassador.

  Iy, she was a well-trained resistance fighter from the Rose Army’s base, with siderable bat abilities.

  "rade? Really?"

  The girl who called herself Nomi shrugged, her purple eye showing disdain:

  "No tact for two years, now you e looking for me when the fighting starts? Seems like you’re using me as a pawn."

  "I won’t deny that there is indeed such a need."

  Li Aozi calmly stated:

  "Finding a Rose Army rade here leasant surprise, but the priority now is to survive."

  "You’re quite straightforward."

  The girl y on the ground, yawning, casually saying:

  "Ha… A few words won’t vince me. Even if you’re from the Rose Army, you’ve been cooperating with the Medics of the Pgue for days. Not a good thing. But you’re sensible. So, what do you want?"

  "I want you, Nieriya."

  Bang!

  Nieriya puhe bulletproof gss, flipping Li Aozi off and cursing:

  "Stop the ge! What do you think I am, a little girl? Disgusting!"

  Li Aozi remained unfazed. It sounded boastful, but with his high Charm attribute, even his used lipstick would have men fighting over it.

  Besides, finding reliable male teammates was tough due to the high female popution in Frost.

  It wasn't out of misogyny. Li Aozi's journey would be long, and male bodies were generally sturdier aer suited for physical tasks without pints.

  Moreover, the Starfall Master css was a solo profession, and managing a force was energy-ing. Li Aozi po recruit a small elite team, making males more suitable.

  Additionally, acc to official data, due to cultural, eic, war, and political influehe proportion of males among superhumans was overwhelmingly high, so recruiting more male superhumans wouldn’t be spicuous.

  Li Aozi waited quietly for her response.

  "Tch!"

  The girl crossed her arms, grumbling:

  "Just need a borer, right? Making it sound like human traffig—fine, you let me out, and I’ll be your muscle."

  "Not muscle, security." Li Aozi corrected. "sider it being my bodyguard."

  "Dream on. Trying to make me work for free? No way! Just so you know, once we reach the Rose Army base, we part ways."

  "Agreed."

  Li Aozi didn't waste words, pg his hand on the lock, reversing gravity, and opening the door.

  In the moment, the door burst open, and the petite figure darted out like a leopard, slipping past Li Aozi. As she escaped, she mocked him, pulling a face:

  "Nyeh nyeh nyeh—did you really think I’d listen to a stranger? Bye, sucker!"

  As she dashed away, she noticed something odd.

  The further she ran, the farther her feet seemed from the ground, until she suddenly lost band fell onto the ceiling.

  Wham!

  "Ow!"

  She rubbed her face, her mask flying off, grumbling as she stood:

  "That hurt like hell—what’s going on? Why am I on the ceiling?"

  Nieriya suddenly realized she was standing on a hot light bulb and quickly withdrew her bare foot. Looking up, she saw Li Aozi standing "upside down," looking at her.

  "Am I that scary? So eager to leave my side?"

  Li Aozi said calmly:

  "Why don’t you run?"

  "Uh… haha, you’re so funny. With your handsome looks, graceful demeanor, calm and posed, why would I be scared?"

  Nieriya ughed awkwardly, sloroag Li Aozi, then suddenly threunch:

  "I’ll beat you to death, you civilized bastard!"

  Li Aozi remained unmoved, his eyes fshing golden as gravity reversed again. Before her punded, she ulled towards the corridor’s end, crashing into the door.

  "Ow—hurts!"

  The door dented from the impaieriya coughed, rubbing her spiruggling to stand.

  Li Aozi walked calmly towards her again. As she prepared to punch him again, he kicked the door lock, stopping her:

  "You were fifteeers away from this door, equivalent to a five-story fall. Not breaking your bones is already lucky."

  Despite losing his Security skill, his 20 Charm attribute made his words persuasive:

  "And this door is 120 meters from the corridor’s end. Want to experience a skyscraper fall? Reminder: even if it’s water below, it’s like hitting a steel pte."

  "I’m not well-educated, but I remember, h=(1/2)gt2, meani H equals half gravity acceleration G times time T squared."

  "Initial speed is zero, g is 9.8 per square sed. Ign air resistance, you’ll hit the ground ihan 5 seds."

  Li Aozi easily dodged her attacks, walking on walls and ceilings, then stretched his hand, raising five fingers:

  "Five seds, that’s all it takes."

  "Such a cute girl like you would bee a spttered mess."

  "You terrorist! Hypocrite! Disguised beast! Damn you! I’ll (social harmony) you!"

  Nieriya trembled, her small body shaking. The heavy door creaked as if calling from hell.

  Uo hit him, her fate entirely in his hands.

  What kind of power was this?

  Even the doctors said he was a Level Five ied—not this mysterious.

  Gulp…

  Her purple eye began to show red-bck signs:

  "I’ll kill you eventually!"

  "Really?"

  Li Aozi acted as if to kick the door lock:

  "Then I’ll open the door."

  "No!"

  Nieriya closed her eyes, screaming:

  "Mom! Murder! Someone’s killing a beautiful girl! Is there justice? Is there w? Waaah, I haven’t tried so many foods, chocote pudding, red bean buns, mango juice, apple pie, crispy fried chi, cupcakes, beef pie, cheese pizza, supreme steak, sugar milkshake—nooo, I don’t want to die!"

  She cried out for a while, but the expected sptter and blood didn’t e.

  "Eh?"

  Realizing something, she peeked through her eyes, jumping in surprise:

  "I’m alive? Yay!"

  "Yes, gratutions." Li Aozi’s voice came: "That was loud, very loud. You didn’t die biologically, but look around."

  "Huh?"

  Nieriya turiffly.

  She saw several medid ied people drawn by her otion, all staring at her in fusion.

  Nieriya’s exposed skin reddened. She quickly covered her bandaged face.

  She used to find the baoo tight, now she wished for hundreds of yers, or better, jump off a building!

  "Don’t worry, you socially died, but it was worth it."

  Li Aozi patted her shoulder, whispering in her ear:

  "e with me, I won’t harm you. This might be a ce with many Medics of the Pgue dead."

  "Stop talking, just take me away!"

  Nieriya covered her head, urgently pleading:

  "Say you hit me with an iron rod!"

  "So, you’ll join me? rade."

  "Yes! Take me away, you—what’s your name?"

  "Li Aozi." He grabbed her by the neck like a kitten, saying casually: "And what should I call you?"

  "Nomi! If you call me Nieriya again, I’ll bite your head off!"