[SYSTEM INITALIZING…]

  “What the hell is that?” Suddenly, a massive wall of information slams into my mind. It’s all I can do to stay conscious, let alone process whatever is going on.

  [RUNNING I.S.E.K.A.I PROTOCOL

  ADDING TITLES:

  OUTSIDER-

  ERROR

  ENTITY NOT OF REGISTERED SPECIES

  RUNNING STATCHECK PROTOCOLS

  STATCHECK BELOW MEASURABLE AMOUNT

  The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.

  SETTING ALL STATS TO ONE

  CREATING SPECIALIZED TITLES

  RESUMING TITLE ALLOCATION

  TITLES:

  OUTSIDER, CHAMPION OF BIFOS, LAST BIFO, HIVEMIND

  ADDING SKILLS BASED ON SPECIES DESIGN:

  SWIM, SPIKE MASTERY, DIGEST, INTERNAL REFINEMENT, DIVIDE

  The massive brick of pure information finally stops blaring inside my head, and I’m finally able to process it. Looks like I’m in a world with some sort of system. Countless hours spent reading shitty Isekai novels are finally paying off.

  Naturally, I try a few common keywords.

  “Status,”

  [UNNAMED ENTITY: BIFO

  SPECIES: BIFODEBACTERIA

  CLASS: NONE

  STATS:

  STRENGTH: 1

  CONSTITUTION: 1

  DEXTERITY: 1

  INTELLIGENCE: 1 (12)

  WISDOM: 1 (8)

  CHARISMA: 1 (8)

  APPLYING TITLES TO STATUS:

  STRENGTH: 16

  CONSTITUTION: 16

  DEXTERITY: 16

  INTELLIGENCE: 16

  WISDOM: 16

  CHARISMA: 16

  SKILLS:

  SWIM, SPIKE MASTERY, DIGEST, INTERNAL REFINEMENT, DIVIDE]

  Just as I finish reading my shiny new status, I feel this strange pressure all over my strange new body. I feel myself begin to slowly expand, as if I'm getting bloated after a meal. Suddenly, the pressure alleviates, and I'm much smaller than before. But what is that other Bifo in front of me? I raise my cilia in greeting, but it does the same in perfect sync...