[Scene 1 – A Sunny Day on the Trail]
The brawlers are traveling through a bright and hot forest path near a river. The sun is blazing overhead, and everyone looks sweaty and tired.
Kouchu (panting):
“Ugh… is it just me or is the sun trying to roast us alive today?”
Shauna (fanning herself):
“I’m melting… I need water… something, anything!”
Sakuro:
“There’s a river up ahead. Let’s take a break!”
They rush toward the river. As they reach it, Shauna stumbles and slips on a rock, falling into the water with a splash.
Shauna (gasping):
“Waaah!”
Kouchu:
“Shauna!”
Kouchu quickly jumps in after her and pulls her back to shore. He’s panting, soaked, and frantic.
Kouchu:
“Are you okay?”
Shauna (blushing):
“Y-Yeah… thanks, Kouchu.”
Cue awkward silence. Sakuro watches with wide eyes and a sly grin.
Sakuro (teasing):
“Oooooh! Kouchu saved her! You guys are so blushing!”
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[Scene 2 – The Lovebird Theory Begins]
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Later, Kouchu offers Shauna a towel and a little gift he picked up—a shiny river stone shaped like a heart.
Kouchu:
“Here. Thought it looked cool.”
Shauna (smiling):
“Aw, thanks! It’s cute!”
Sakuro squints with suspicion, looking back and forth at them.
Sakuro:
“Mhm… don’t think I don’t see what’s going on here…”
Meanwhile, Roaracryst and Mouselette are watching from a bush.
Roaracryst:
“Roaracryst senses… romantic tension.”
Mouselette:
“Mouselette agrees. They’re totally crushing on each other.”
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[Scene 3 – Matchmakers Assemble]
Later that day, Sakuro, Roaracryst, Mouselette, and even Plantmore whisper behind a tree.
Sakuro:
“We gotta help them confess. Let’s set up a picnic date!”
Mouselette:
“With flower petals and heart-shaped snacks!”
Roaracryst:
“Roaracryst will bring mood music!”
Cue montage of the Crystal Monsters and Sakuro setting up an overly romantic picnic spot. Everything’s over-the-top: red tablecloth, candles, chocolate, even a violin-playing Crystal Monster.
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[Scene 4 – The Picnic Date… or Not]
Kouchu and Shauna arrive at the scene looking confused.
Kouchu:
“Uh… what is this?”
Shauna (crossing arms):
“Sakuro! What’s going on?”
Sakuro (smiling innocently):
“Oh, nothing… just a little friendly outing. Totally not a date.”
Roaracryst (winks):
“Definitely not trying to ship you two.”
Mouselette (singing):
“Kouchu and Shauna sitting in a tree—K-I-S-S-I—”
Shauna (interrupting):
“Mouselette!!”
Kouchu and Shauna glance at each other, then immediately snap.
Kouchu & Shauna (in unison):
“WE’RE JUST FRIENDS!!”
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[Scene 5 – A Fake Breakup for a Real Friendship]
The bickering continues until Shauna throws up her hands.
Shauna:
“Fine! If Sakuro won’t stop, let’s give him what he wants.”
Kouchu (grinning):
“Right. Let’s ‘break up’.”
Kouchu dramatically holds his chest.
Kouchu:
“Shauna… I can’t do this anymore. It’s over.”
Shauna (fake sobbing):
“Nooo! My totally-not-real relationship!!”
Sakuro (panicking):
“Wait, no, don’t break up! I mean—you weren’t even together!!”
They both turn to him and smirk.
Kouchu:
“Exactly.”
Shauna:
“We’re not dating. We’re friends. That’s all.”
Sakuro finally gets the message. He rubs the back of his neck sheepishly.
Sakuro:
“Okay, okay. I get it now. Still… you’d make a cute couple.”
Kouchu and Shauna glare at him.
Kouchu:
“Zip it.”
Shauna:
“Or I’m tossing you in the river next.”
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[Scene 6 – Back on the Trail]
As they leave the scene and continue their journey, Mouselette hops up next to Roaracryst.
Mouselette:
“Do you think they like each other deep down?”
Roaracryst:
“Roaracryst knows nothing… but that picnic was amazing.”
Everyone laughs. The screen fades to black as the group walks off down the sunny trail toward Dark City.
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[End Credits – Comedic End Scene]
A short gag rolls during the credits of Sakuro secretly drawing a “Kouchu x Shauna” comic book… until it’s snatched away by Roaracryst.
