"I entered a jousting tournament," the Princess declared.

  "But, princess, isn't that dangerous?" the dragon worried.

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  "Only for the suitors. I replaced their lances with rubber ones."

  "We had a masquerade ball," the Princess said excitedly.

  "Sounds delightful!" the dragon therapist smiled.

  "It was until I switched the suitors’ masks with ones of clowns. My father's not amused."