"I’ve decided to become a pirate," the Princess stated boldly.

  "A pirate?" the dragon gasped.

  "I'll hijack a ship and escape this kingdom and its endless suitors. Plus, pirate hats are fetching." The Princess said with a smirk.

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  "What brought about wanting to be a pirate?" The dragon therapist asked.

  "Oh, I was talking to my cousin. She's a pirate." The Princess said, leaning forward, "Did I tell you about my great-aunt?"

  "No," the dragon therapist became interested, "Who is your great aunt?"

  "She's the pirate queen," The Princess grinned broadly.

  "Of course she is," The dragon murmured.