"My father is not happy about my new lipstick," the princess pouted, "And he can't stand it when I kiss all my new suitors when I meet them."

  "When did you start wearing makeup?" the dragon therapist asked, dumbfounded, "and when did you want to kiss your suitors?"

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  "When the old witch in the woods sold me the poison lipstick," the princess laughed.