“Bear or suitor?” the dragon therapist asked.

  “Bear,” the princess replied.

  “Interesting. Is this because some men cannot respect women’s boundaries?”

  “Nah, bears are really cool.”

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  “My father wants to send me to a monastery,” the princess said while yawning.

  “How do you feel about that?” the dragon therapist asked.

  “No men, plenty of wine. I’m down. But, none of the monasteries wanted me.”

  “Why?”

  The princess smirked, “Reputation.”