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Darryl used to be a respected office drone with a mortgage, a loving wife, and a dream. Now? Every Tuesday, like clockwork, his wife''''s absurdly jacked boyfriend kicks him out of his own house... so Darryl goes on an adventure. Sometimes it’s slaying slime monsters. Sometimes it’s helping a druid file for magical unemployment. Sometimes it’s just crying behind a fantasy tavern while eating kebab meat he found in his backpack. He doesn’t get stronger. He doesn’t get cooler. But he does accidentally get involved in world-ending prophecies, sexy demon cults, and the occasional goblin rave. This is the story of a man with nothing left to lose — except maybe his dignity. (Which he already traded for a cursed sword. Don’t ask.)